A list of things every guy should be able to do

Found this list at http://www.justaguything.com/the-big-manly-list-of-stuff-every-guy-should-be-able-to-do/

I have provided my answers.

Change a car tyre...YES
Build a camp fire...YES
Pitch a tent (a proper one fellas, watching porn does NOT count)...YES (to both)
Fire a gun with moderate accuracy...not a real gun :(
Down a pint of beer in one gulp...yes. and scotch, yes
Sharpen a knife...err yes?
Train a dog...i train my sister's dog with my boot
Powerslide a car round a corner...yes, and into the back of crazy indian guy's ford mondeo - yes!
Paint a room...yes
Mix concrete...yes
Cut down a treeyes
Fix faulty wiring and light fittings...i think this is illegal now. I haven't tried it
Change car oil and filter...yes, and my car is probably the hardest car ever to do it on
Paddle a canoe...yes, that isn't even hard?
Set up an XBox on a HDTV...yes
Steal your neighbours cable and/or WIFI connection...YES
Read a map WITHOUT using a SatNav...YES, I LOVE MAPSSS
Throw a mean left/right hook...ask any of my victims
Take a mean left/right hook...YES!
Cook a meal that isn’t beans on toast...yes totally
Climb a mountain...definitely
Fillet a fish....yuck, I'd never eat that burger from macca's
Survive a shopping trip with your wife/girlfriendone time
Complete an army assault course...not a real one but i passed it on Call Of Duty 4 on easy so...yes
Survive on a desert island (Wilson volleyball is optional)...pffft umm no
Go hiking for the weekend ...this list sucks
Hold your own in a boxing ring...my own what?
Survive a bear attack...this list is really stupid
Be able to bend it like Beckham...bend Victoria? ok yeah I do
Fix a leaking pipe...man, yes ok
Host a successful BBQ...ask anyone, my parties are the best. "I have, everyone has, they love it"
Win a steak eating contest...who makes a contest out of that? NO
Bet (and win) on a horse/dog race ...yeah
Beat (at least) one of your friends at arm wrestling...yeah, Christina counts as a friend
Hit the bell on the strength contest at the local carnival (you know, the one where you have to swing the hammer)
Work out to get functional strength - not to look good! ...I'm not even gonna finish this list, I'm bored of it and it sucks.
Put out a fire...ps. you can keep reading if you want
Go fishing with the fellas and actually catch something
Read a book - anything by Andy McNab is acceptable
Put up a shelf/bookshelf
Demonstrate nunchuck skills...I can still probably do most of this stuff
Tie a Windsor knot ..., cept for dumb stuff like fight a bear.
Install hardware/software onto your PC or Mac...but i could probably do it, i just dont need to
Tarmac a driveway
Dance while holding a pint of beer (and not spilling the beer)
Walk home drunk from the pub/club without falling over
Survive being interrogated
Act like a gentleman around women
Win at least one drinking game against your mates
Drive really fast but never get caught by a camera or radar gun
Never get lost while driving and NEVER ask for directions
Listen to your wife/girlfriend while watching the football
Remember your wife/girlfriends birthday and/or anniversary
Look at hot women without being caught by your significant other
Dress well when you need to and slob it up when you don’t
Keep a covert porn stash where it can never be found (except by you)
Start a fire using nothing but two sticks and your ingenuity
Win at least one hand of poker against your friends
Fix a wobbly table without making the legs 6 inches shorter
Hussle somebody at a game of pool
Understand how to play and win on fruit machines
Make idle conversation with a hot blonde in a bar
Command a covert team of Special Forces soldiers in a paintball game
Open a stiff jar lid without blowing a blood vessel
Flare bottles and glasses like Tom Cruise in Cocktail
Carry a keg of beer to a party without dropping it
Pretend to like your wife/girlfriends friends
Thrash a few geeks on Call of Duty 4 on XBox Live
Know never to wear socks with sandals. Ever
Chop logs with an axe for firewood
Score at least 100 in a game of darts
Become a Centurion
Shave like your grandpa
NEVER forget Valentine’s Day
Save a child from being hit by a speeding car I'm never reading that site again

I hate lists